Weird Holiday Humor...

Now here's someone with a truly deranged sense of humor... he felt he'd totally outdone himself with his holiday decorations this year. Unfortunately, he had to take them down after just a couple of days, for three reasons:

First, the cops advised him that the decorations would cause traffic accidents, as they, themselves, had almost run into a parked car as they drove by...

Second, a 60-year old woman grabbed the 75 pound ladder and almost killed herself putting it up against the house and climbing nearly to the top before she realized the "decorations" were fake (she was NOT happy). She was only one of quite a few people who attempted the same thing...

Third, his lawn and front yard rose bushes were taking a beating from the tire tracks where people literally drove up into his yard...